比去一则闭于《战舰天下 》中国区玩家的“乌话”的会商帖正在REDDIT的《战舰天下 》区水了起去，除夜致是讲那位本国朋友 战一些我们国内的朋友 有些接洽 ，正在战那些朋友 用中文交流的时间 ，被我们的舰少 们的一些乌话弄得莫名奥妙 ，比方 他们讲的“面歌机”是甚么 鬼？果此那位国中舰少 便匹里劈脸挖挖一些我们常常操做的乌话而且将他们分享正在了REDDIT上，让我们一起 去看看他们是如何 解释 的吧。
虽然，我哪里 会把国中朋友 的内容遏制 戴录并分类去讲，没有 会依照 本帖的舰船国籍战种类按序 去排版。
末了 步，让我们去一个有那么面独特 的：
希我薇/Sylvie: Hipper. Hipper is translated into Chinese as 希佩我 (Xi/She-Pei/Pay-Er). Meanwhile at the time of German cruisers' release, a very popular hentai game called Teaching Feeling began circulating on the interwebs across the world. The heroine of that game is a girl by the name of Sylvie - 希我薇(Xi-Er-Wei), which sounds like you just switched the 2nd and 3rd character of Hipper's name in Chinese. Thus you get the weebs calling Hipper Sylvie.
我只能讲希我薇甚么 鬼。。。
您游舰少 的 HENTAI水仄已广为传达 到云云 境天？连老中皆知讲您游舰少 许多皆是希我薇的监护人？标题 成绩是我印象中阿谁 称吸传达 广度真正在没有 下，那老中居然也能给挖挖出去。事真是 谁战那位老中讲的那些事，您出去我们广大 年夜舰少 尽对挨 没有 死您！虽然那也没有 能停滞 我要把希我薇酿成秃子的家看，只要秃了才气保护小镇的战役 ！
上里进进正题，起尾是我们的祖孙三代系列：
小女子/Youngest Son: Shchors. Her Chinese name 肖我斯 (Xiao-Er-Si) sounds similar to 小女子 (Xiao-Er-Zi). People usually say Shchors is where you start to feel the Russian bias in cruisers, because of the HE fire rate and shell arc/velocity. It's thus like as if Shchors is WG's youngest son that she gets all the goodies. Shchors is also called 肖我ZAO/ShchorZAO because of the fire rate.
克爹/Daddy-C: Cleveland. The sense of calling a ship "Daddy" is because they are quite good/op for their tier and when matched up against one, you are most often likely to get fucked pretty bad. In this case, Cleveland's AA and HE spam are no joke.
德爹/Daddy-D: Des Moines. American Piercing are the best daddy jokes. Also earliest nightmare of DDs.
爹斯科/Dadskva: Moskva. Russian bias supreme. She's your daddy, no questions asked.
最爹/Daddy-Mo: Mogami. See Cleveland. Reason: Start of IJN HE spam.
岛爹/Daddy-Shima: Shimakaze. Those 5x3 torps aren't joke at all against BBs.
卡爹/Daddy-K: Karlsruhe. Apparently, some find Karl to be actually a good ship.
污除夜老爷/Lewd Grandpa: Udaloi. "污除夜老爷" is read as "Wu-Da-Lao-Ye", which sounds very similar to Udaloi's Chinese phonetic translation 乌达罗伊 (Wu-Da-Luo-Yi). Well, consider that she's quite a good DD hunter, calling her a lewd grandpa who goes after little underage botes isn't too far of a stretch.
贝爷/Grand-daddy Bel, or Bear Grylls: Belfast. Most op cruiser is also felt in China. 爷 (grandpa) is a very humble way to address someone else as being more than one level higher than you in a certain way, such as being completely OP. Also, Bear Grylls is also called 贝爷 and he enjoys a high popularity in China. And not to mention that both Belfast and Bear Grylls are British.
三爷/Master-Mi: Mikasa. She gets this nickname for sharing the same name as the Shingeki no Kyojin character who's not OP at all...
祖孙三代系列对我们去讲属于视文死义，辈分下的一样平常 去讲皆是很强势的战舰（三爷暗示我真的强么？）。那部门国中朋友 相识 的借是相称 的到位的，虽然三爷老中也是很晓畅的相识 了是从《进击的巨人 》引出去的梗而真正在没有 是三爷有多强。没有 中小编借是觉得 本国朋友 们如同 记了一些爹，好比曾正在三级房把小编殴挨 的痛没有 欲死的圣爹。
食品 系列：
鸡腿堡/Fried Chicken Burger: New Orleans. Some years ago Chinese KFC had a promotional sandwich called "New Orleans Fried Chicken Burger" which gained somewhat of a fame that remained. As a result, the city that had nothing to do with this sort of sandwich now has a reputation known in China for chicken sandwiches.
鸡肉卷/Chicken Wrap: New Mexico. Another unfortunate incident of Chinese KFC.
古鶸/Furu-cucko: Furutaka. I messed around with the translation as the nickname is a deviation from her actual name Furutaka 古鹰, where 鹰 means "eagle" in both Chinese and Japanese. 鶸 is a combined character of 强 (ruo, weak)+ 鸟 (niao, bird), and given her 6x1 203mm back in the days, short firing range and weak concealment, she's considered weak in that setup.
坚 皮单堡/Crispy Bergers: Konigsberg and Nurnberg. Like how it was used in describing Pensacola, "Cripsy" is how the Chinese describe a weak ship. And both bergs (堡) have the same character as "hamburger" (堡) in Chinese, naturally you get very crispy chicken bergers that get deleted in just one bite (salvo).
哈巴狗/Pug: Khabarovsk. Her Chinese name is translated as 哈巴罗妇斯克 (Ha-Ba-Luo-Fu-Si-Ke), often called just 哈巴 Haba (Khaba). Meanwhile, pugs are called 哈巴狗 Haba Dogs in Chinese. Due to how fast she is, and she often takes on much bigger BBs, she's thus seen as a little pug that's not afraid of big humans and actually runs to bite you. The term is more often used as a mockery, since calling someone a "dog" is an insult in Chinese.
请体贴 我把古鶸，坚 皮单堡战哈巴狗放正在那边 里，爱狗人士没有 要挨 我。那部门真正在老中也是掌控的很细 确，根底上皆是战对应的名字里的收音谐音有闭，根底皆是对应的食品 名字便有阿谁 名字的收音。虽然貌似那位朋友 的朋友 并出有睹告他目下现古古鶸已成了古巨鸡了。
至于上半部门的末了 ，再给出一些死怕我们国内舰少 们自己皆没有 完备 死谙的乌话吧，大概许多七字ID党的水陪 们该当很晓畅，便战其他没有 死谙的舰少 朋友 们一起 去看一下乐一乐吧~
· 阴空万里阿肯色/Arkansas of Clear Skies: Arkansas Beta has no AA.
· 万妇莫当彭强鸡/Pensacola the Hercules: Pensacola gets deleted more easily than a file on your desktop.
· 无影无踪扶桑号/Fusou the Invisible: Fusou has shit concealment.
· 铁里游侠纽伦堡/Nurnberg the Dreadnought: Nurnberg can't tank for shit.
· 激光弹讲妙义级/Myogi of Laser-like Accuracy: Myogi has shit dispersion.
· 松稀偷袭 北卡罗/NC the American Sniper: 1. NC has pretty meh dispersion. 2. Sniping BBs.
· 神止太保除夜兰利/Usain "Langley" Bolt: Langley is absolutely slow af.
· 龟速爬止小岛风/Snail-like Shimakaze: Shimakaze is actually pretty fast.
· 一马当先兴登堡/Leading-the-charge Hindenburg: Hindenburg camps.
· 炮风弹雨古强鸡/Furutaka the Barrage Maker: Furutaka has shitty traverse and reload.
· 尽对防备米诺陶/Minotaur of Absolute Defense: Minotaur can get citadel'd from any and every angle.
· 鱼雷除夜海史女人/Smith of Torpedo Seas: Smith has 5.5rpm on torpedo reload but has only 3x1 4.5km torps.
把反话便那么给老中介绍 畴昔真的好么。。。
那么那篇文章的第一部门便到那边 了， 强健 瑰丽 狐狸君来日诰日 会继绝给除夜家带去老中总结国内乌话的后半部门，如果 除夜家喜好 的话，借请留止面赞睹告我~
